Daniel: Hey Tim, you coming to football on Sunday?

Jami: Kick-off at ten at Jami’s

Tim: Don’t think I can make it…

Jami: Nah, it’s a Sunday!

Tim: Exactly.

Daniel: Exactly what?

Tim: I’m playing…

Daniel: What are you playing?

Tim: The organ.

Jami: You’re playing with your organ?

Tim: What? … I play the organ in a church!

Daniel: Jami, an organ’s a kind of church piano with pipes coming out of it.

Jami: So forget your organ for a day, come and have a kickabout.

Tim: It’s not that simple. I play every Sunday, so I really can’t get out of it.

Daniel: You’re taking the mickey, I assume?

Tim: Why would I do that? God verdomme, so I can’t on Sunday because I have to play at a church?

Daniel: Ok, ok, calm down …. I wasn’t trying to be out of line.

Jami: Aha, I see … it’s like me and Ramadan, innit?