Dan: Ali, why didn’t you come to play football yesterday?

Ali: My class went to Prague, and we only got back late in the afternoon.

Dan: How was it?

Ali: Pretty good, cool, we were at the Jewish Museum.

Dan: That must’ve been boring, museums are dull.

Ali: This was okay. It didn’t take long. It was interesting, and we still had time to go to McDonalds.

Dan: And so what did you learn?

Ali: For one thing, cheeseburgers aren’t kosher.